let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on

sex in a cup
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
Can we just have a punk prom where they play only punk rock music and the dress code is band shirts and ripped jeans and the dance floor is a mosh pit and its held in a crappy warehouse and yes please
concert
you’re thinking of a concert
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected

