May 2013
125 posts
1 tag
ifyoucarryonthisway:
(you dont have to like the bands first album to be a real fan)
((you dont have to know all their songs or the release date of every single))
((((you just have to enjoy their music thats literally it))))
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
everyone’s getting into relationships..... →
lulz-time:
m-oonblaze:
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
jenniferlawrences:
let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
javeliner:
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
captainkellic:
tomdolonge:
Can we just have a punk prom where they play only punk rock music and the dress code is band shirts and ripped jeans and the dance floor is a mosh pit and its held in a crappy warehouse and yes please
concert
you’re thinking of a concert
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
maybelletea:
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
sithlordtennant:
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
band-nonsense:
tessaviolet:
peachofcake:
tessaviolet:
i’m tupac on the inside.
tupac is dead.
exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
when the smart kid gets a bad grade.... →
lulz-time:
when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
h0llo:
dick harder than the math test i didnt study for
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?... →
lulz-time:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more* You are a prime...
my river
thecatknows:
you may be a river of wonder,
but from where do you flow?
where do you minder,
gliding in and out
but never changing your course?
when do you thin out,
restricting yourself,
drying up to affect,
everyone along your sides.
and when do you decide,
that its time to branch out,
when the load chokes you,
at the throat,
and how do you feel,
when all the branchs
plunge in...
at this point i don’t even have a personality it’s just 50% internet humor and 50% mental disorders
whorville:
Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit
Tumblr Code.
princessobvious123:
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
YES. REBLOG.
person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a tumblr?
person: no
me: i don't understand
“I need someone to walk through the front door with, cause we don’t wanna hide no...”
– Drake (via hermesless)
“I need someone to walk through the front door with, cause we don’t wanna hide no...”
– Drake (via hermesless) 