

wrote this for a friend

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
“Not-a-single-lady Canada”, I just lost it.

M-u-ussst waakke up! #feelslikeMONDAY


(you dont have to like the bands first album to be a real fan)
((you dont have to know all their songs or the release date of every single))
((((you just have to enjoy their music thats literally it))))
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
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